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July 29, 2005
Bad Geek Pick-Up Lines
Not everyone is going to understand these, but believe me, they’re bad. Blame Dread Pirate Miss Kitty for them.
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Hey, I’d love to encapsulate my data in your procedures.
You’ve got a nice big bus; want to see how much ram I’ve got?
If you like my north-side bridge, you should check out my south-side bridge.
Are you on the FBI’s most wanted list? Because you’ve hacked the kernel of my heart.
Shh, baby, you don’t have to speak. I have command completion.
Posted by jenkins at July 29, 2005 7:01 PM
Comments
Yarr! Donch’a be blamin’ it on me! You *started* it!
Posted by: The DREAD PIRATE MISS KITTY at August 2, 2005 10:00 AM
Bwa-ha-ha! If only I knew where the geek girls hung out!
(…and, of course, if I weren’t married. That too, of course. Natch.)
Posted by: Trent at August 11, 2005 12:52 PM
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